Caitlin Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic Me: So my husband -- First grader: You have a husband? Me: I do, the whole time you've known me. First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral. Me: Er, do you mean 'single'? First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats. DashDose @AlongChowdry The first grader definitely said that while picking